Thursday, April 1, 2010
Oh April Fools..I never tire of you..
I had a squirting flower, whoopie cushions, hand buzzers, you name it. I still think jokes & gags are hilarious & I'm easily amused.
Today is April Fools, and I wont be playing any jokes ( or WILL I?) because I learned my lesson.
I remember picking up the cutest little frilly dress, for my friend who had a girl, a few years ago. When Mike came hom I held it up & showed it to him & he asked "omg, are you pregnant??"
I just went with it & said yes.
He teared up & was so excited I felt bad & immediately said "I'm kidding, ohgod"
We had a minute where we just stared at each other & someone said "well it wouldn't be so..." Then we snapped out of it, shook our heads, looked at Andy & said "stick to the plan"
Shortly after, Andy had his first birthday.
The next week I found out I was pregnant with Ryan.
I don't joke anymore..
As a kid, I got my dad with the same joke, probably 4 years in a row, as a kid. My dad is 6 foot 7. His crotch is level with the sink.
Walk to sink,put a like colored rubber band over the sprayer, so it is held in the "on" position, ask him to get me a glass of water...
..Wait for it..
Annndd he looks like he peed himself.
Never gets old..I'm telling you.. Try it on someone you care about,today.
I AM going to my mom & dads house today.. mmuuaaahhh hhaaaa haaaaa!
Happy April Fools everyone..trick someone you love(safely!), today!