1 - Ever take a shit in the woods?
Uh.. ((looks around)) Yes. I have shit in the woods. I will not elaborate.
2 - If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?
I'd be pissed it wasn't more, than launch into a conversation about how $1000 doesnt do much, in this economy. Then pay bills. I'm boring.
3 - What's your favorite phrase?
Hmmmm... I don't think I currently have one.. I like the word Fuck, quite a bit though!
4 - Fill in the blank - the world would be a better place if ______ left the planet.
Ha.HA. HA!!!! If you know me, you know the answer to this.
5 - How do you take your coffee or tea?
No coffee, the caffeine makes me pass out/crazy. Tea.. plain, or with some organic raw sugar.