Pioneer Woman had Marlboro man
Miss Yvonne has Captain Carl
Luci had Desi.
I have Mike.
He need's a name.
Other than occasionally the loving title of "douche bag" I just call him Mike.
I used to call him Mikey, but I don't as much anymore.
I'm all "grow the fuck up & be a man MIKE"
Maybe I'll just start calling him Michael & serving him Metamucil. THAT'S a sign your getting old.