SO.. Better late than never, right?
One of the things I love most in life is lists.
Sometimes, I even write things I just did but forgot to write just so I can cross it out. I like them neat & perfect, with little dots, or button points. Yay lists!!
As we all know, with the end of a year & the arrival of a new one, Years Best lists are abound. It's a glorious array of worst dresser, funniest animals, disasterous couples,clothing & some all around sick shit if your into that sorta thing.
Check these stories, clips, photos & news from 2009.And yes, some of them will likely be offensive, because they are MY favorites.
Consider yourself warned.
I'm not sure what my favorite part was "please don't tell people, this makes me look like an idiot" or "lots of people have to make this mistake all the time!"
2-Slow Loris gets tickled. Mike is now determined we will "some day" have a slow loris of our own. Riighhtt, and I'll have a helpful husband who cleans the toilet himself.
3- Little Girls are way grosser than little Boys...
This, of course, is tragic, however, tell me your sphincter isnt clenching as you lean forward on YOUR computer desk chair right now???
5- AMAZING Video. Just awesome. Watch in HD if your able.
8-Poor little Adolf Hitler. No cake for you!!!! I know lots of you remember THIS story!!! I believe those children ended up being later removed from the home. Hmm.....Mike just had to explain which was the man in that picture.. Take a close look..
9- This makes you not want to share pictures, huh?
10- What is the most unusual thing you've ever eaten, contest??
Do. You. Say. To.
11-look at her face, even she knows she's a fucking moron.
12- Dont mess with mama!!!!
14- "The one with the dog" What the FUCK?!?! I bet this chick has a neck tattoo. I can just feel it.
15-Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation - "Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
16- Turtle has amazing Orgasm.
I know. You laughed, you cried, you barfed.
How is 2010 going for YOU so far??