Saturday, March 28, 2009

Oh Shit.

LITERALLY. And my shit, yes, I do mean POOP.

I'd like to tell you a story.

YES MOM! I AM blogging about it!!

Today I gave Ryan a little naked time..Little man had a bit of a rash.

Andy wakes up, both kids are in a great happy mood. Mom goes to grab the mail..

Literally, I walked from the back door, to the mail box & back.

Andy tells me "You go get Ryne!" .. Ah, Ryan shut himself in the bedroom, he does this often..

Open door..

..What,what is that..where did you get,,Chocol.. Oh.. Oh..NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I followed the tiny turds & shitty foot prints to see Ryan sitting on the floor, with a gigantic POOP stuck to the bottom of his foot ( thus the tracks!) and see Ryan's little chubby fist ..full of poo..going to his mouth..


Poor kid, I yanked him up so quick & tried to wipe his hands so fast he didn't know WHAT hit him! I tossed the poor boy in the shower & LUCKILY Mike walked through the door to help me rinse him quickly.

Poor Ryan, he then sat there, looking ashamed.. although I said "I think he was just more pissed he wont get to enjoy his own poop again!"




  1. Oh my! I am sure glad ya got him before he had his "snack".

  2. Dude, A did this MORE THAN ONCE. W.T.F.??!! I don't think she meant to eat the poop, but it was on her hand and she's a thumbsucker. So. You know. Lemme tell you. A toddler with a dirty sanchez....that just ain't right.

  3. OMG. I have had the week from *ahem* and that just sent me into the biggest fit of the giggles.. I am sorry to laugh but WOW. you poor thing!!!

  4. LOL.. sorry.. LOL. Ahem, I mean.. really sorry. But seriously.. that is hilarious.

  5. OMG! But LOL too! Mine has done a lot of disgusting things with poop, but never tried to eat it! Ew! Ew! Ew! Love your blog. Where the heck did you find that picture?


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