Tonight, as my 10 month old ran around naked I wondered..
"Soft as a babys butt? Huh.." and I reached around to pat my own rear end.
Yeah..its still pretty soft. But, then again, I'm a girl. If a persons value could be determinded in lotion & body products, Bath & Body Works being the Queen Bee, I'd be a close second.
What about everyone who doesnt have as nice a tookus as me??
What makes adult butts not as soft as a babys?? It isnt like the butt CHEEK gets alot of use.. it sits, protected by clothing (hopefully), it's occasionally subjected to foul flingings from its neighbor, the asshole.
But I mean, really.. What IS it that makes a butt transform from "as soft as a babys butt" to.. well.. a pimply gross not soft adult ass??
Seriously. I need answers. Anyone?
Holy crap if I had anything in my mouth I would have spewed everywhere!!! My butt is still soft as can be. =)
ReplyDeleteUm wow I Just found this today, lol... I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have pimples on your ass??? Gross dude.
ReplyDeleteI think it just sounds a lot better then saying "as soft as the old man's ass" you know that doesn't have the same ring to it. I love your random thoughts :)
I think its the sqishyness of the buttoski as a whole.As we grow older the butt check doesn't fit in one hand so we feel as if it just isn't the same. Random Thoughts can be scary
ReplyDeleteI think it's when it starts to sag and it's not not as "cute" as a babies butt anymore!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I so needed that laugh today! :) LOL
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