Tonight, as my 10 month old ran around naked I wondered..
"Soft as a babys butt? Huh.." and I reached around to pat my own rear end.
Yeah..its still pretty soft. But, then again, I'm a girl. If a persons value could be determinded in lotion & body products, Bath & Body Works being the Queen Bee, I'd be a close second.
What about everyone who doesnt have as nice a tookus as me??
What makes adult butts not as soft as a babys?? It isnt like the butt CHEEK gets alot of use.. it sits, protected by clothing (hopefully), it's occasionally subjected to foul flingings from its neighbor, the asshole.
But I mean, really.. What IS it that makes a butt transform from "as soft as a babys butt" to.. well.. a pimply gross not soft adult ass??
Seriously. I need answers. Anyone?